On Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons. -HHGTTG
I have learned two important things in life. I don't remember the first one, but the second one is write everything down.
What people need to hear loud and clear is that we're running out of energy in America. -George W. Bush, May 2001