My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destry civilisation. -Murphy's Laws of Computers
Never let a computer know you are in a hurry. -Murphy's Laws of Computers