My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
Most people spend more time and energy going around problems than in trying to solve them. -Henry Ford
A Camel is a horse that has been designed by a committee. -Murphy's Laws of Computers