My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. -Winston Churchill
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Being seen as slimmer might actually mean you actually get slimmer, take some exercise and lay-off the pies.