Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Destiny has two ways of crushing us; by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them. Henri F Amiel (Revenge S2-E01)
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a bigger can. -Murphy's Laws of Computers