I have learned two important things in life. I don't remember the first one, but the second one is write everything down.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. -Hunter S. Thompson
On Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons. -HHGTTG