My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
If something is not worth doing, it's not worth doing well. -Murphy's Laws of Computers
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.