My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.
It is the inalienable right of every Englishman to pronounce foreign words exactly as he pleases. -Winston Churchill