Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. -Terry Pratchett.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'