Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a bigger can. -Murphy's Laws of Computers
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'