If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destry civilisation. -Murphy's Laws of Computers
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know, it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. -Mark Twain