My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'
Destiny has two ways of crushing us; by refusing our wishes and by fulfilling them. Henri F Amiel (Revenge S2-E01)
Once you open a can of worms, the only way to re-can them is to use a bigger can. -Murphy's Laws of Computers