A man with one watch always knows the time. A man with two watches is never sure. - Murphy's Laws of Computers
It is the inalienable right of every Englishman to pronounce foreign words exactly as he pleases. -Winston Churchill
My boss arrived at work in a brand-new Lamborghini. I said 'wow, that's an amazing car!', He replied 'If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.'